you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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