but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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