ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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