Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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