As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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