she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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