I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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