just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
