she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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