what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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