we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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