Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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