Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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