If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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