put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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