this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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