You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
