I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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