This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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