I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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