I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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