4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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