I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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