it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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