Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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