I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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