i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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