I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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