Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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