It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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