hell yes lets make some ravioli
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The air taste purple.
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