Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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