Sponge bath it is.
her vagine was all disorganized.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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