oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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