Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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