i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
