Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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