Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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