He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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