Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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