I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
