It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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