Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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