Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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