Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
