I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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