stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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