Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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