So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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