I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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